why because tom?

listen, capitalism is stupid.
brands are fake.
money is a thing we made up.
buy some of this stupid shit anyway.

this is a clothing brand just as much as any other. you need one of these shirts just as much as you need a shirt from any other brand.

but that's the thing: you don't need any of it.

here you’re not buying a shirt. you’re buying into the absurd. you’re becoming part of a very stupid, very beautiful mistake. one you can wear to your grandma's funeral.

i don't know if because tom will change your life. 

what i do know is:
every shirt you buy helps me feel just a little more powerful.
like a tiny ceo. like a sexy little fashion icon. like karl marx in a cool hat.

so go ahead. join the movement.
embrace capitalism by rejecting it, one extremely stupid purchase at a time.

be a human.

because tom.